Today I'm thankful for a number of things. Good health, my family, my friends as well as my inability to cook. The teenager has been hounding me every Thanksgiving about wanting a turducken. I don't think I've ever been so thankful that I have no idea how to cook meat in my life.
To a vegetarian, this is like mass murder. Does it even look appetizing to you carnivores out there? Blech! When a chicken crawls up a duck's butt and the duck crawls up a turkey's butt, whose idea was it to cook this abomination and eat it? Apparently it sounds good to quite a few out there, including my son, whose tastes I sometimes question. Regardless, hope you all enjoy your day.
T. MICHELLE NELSON