I wish I had a personal assistant. You know, the kind you see on tv that would say things like, "T., don't forget at seven this evening your son has a band concert" and "I noticed you were out of Fiber One chocolate granola bars in your office, so I took the liberty of buying you seven more cases."
Most days I feel like I have some sort of memory lapse and forget pretty much everything. I have to carry my little green planner with me literally EVERYWHERE I go so I can make notes and write down things lest I forget. It would be nice to have a fully functioning brain that could tell me what I need to remember and just basically fetch me things. Like coffee and chocolate and such. Yes, a personal assistant... That would be a lovely Christmas gift. Anyone like to volunteer?