You see, we are dog people. I know I may lose some points with you cat folks, and it's not that I don't love cats too. However, someday we hope to be pig people.
That's right. I want a pet pig or two even. Look at that to the left. They're adorable! So if I get my previous wishes and I wind up with that gorgeous Greek Revival in the French Quarter, I need a pet pig to keep it lively.